What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What game do bats excel at?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you drive a man crazy?