What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?