What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do cats love to work?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are boxers good comedians?