Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do mice need oiling?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How are mountains able to see?