Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
What animal knows kung fu?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you make a bandstand?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?