What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which is the worst season?