How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What animal floats best?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?