What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?