My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?