What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?