Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What fish only swims at night?