What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?