How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?