Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What does an evil hen lay?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the bee sad?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?