What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the saddest part of the week?