What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the dog overweight?