Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?