Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why can't you trust a pig?