Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?