What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?