Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?