Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?