What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What vegetables make the best music?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.