My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?