What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Board Game With A Twist