What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which fly makes films?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?