What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What goes zzub, zzub?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a magical reptile?