Where does mist apply for a loan?
At the fog bank!
Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone stole all my lamps.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?