Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
How much does freedom weigh?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are goats so funny?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?