What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?