What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?