Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?