What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the wolf say to the flea?