How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What condiment has wings?
Who is friends with everyone at school?