What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What day do hands always go to church?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?