What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which subject has two parts?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What are you studying in math?
Why do cats always get what they want?