What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea!
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?