How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?