What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What bird helps you stay dry?