Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?