What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.