Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?