Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What sport do horses love to play?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How is cat food sold?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?