What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?