What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?