What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the math book sad?