Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?