What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do chickens leave the highway?