How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?