What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are cars magic?
What is the most faithful insect?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?