What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?