What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do elves learn in school?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?